Weirdest National Selection/Eurovision entries?

Randomly though about it. What are the weirdest Eurovision/National Selection entries? It could be one way or the other.

Sasha Bognibov’s entries are weird in a way that the title and lyrics are provocative. We got ones like Married to Twins, My Friend is Gay, My Favorite Schoolgirl, etc. I never listened to any of them mainly because I don’t want to get grounded by my mom.